i loved this! the way you wrote this really helped me imagine it in my head. my first time at newgrounds was years ago but i never made an account until recently. it was a dating sim game a friend of mine showed me ganguro girl lol. you cant draw but you can start uploading some things for helpful comments. i hope you keep writing on here though i really enjoyed this!
AlmightyHans
hahaha...what a story Mark...
thats an awesome way to discover this site. mine had less risk involved, but that was a good way of wording the feeling of the first time i visited newgrounds. like watching porn.